KING NEPTUNE & THE MERMAID

Sonar intercepts from dolphins has it that Surf God Huey enlisted his loyal underlings King Neptune and the Mermaid Queen to create pumping surf. Days later they emerged from their heaving breeding ground under the ocean, where the hot fury of making love had spawned waves of the size the earth had not seen. And these sparkling blue mountains of joy surged in lumbering vast lines towards the coastal breaks of the world, where the surfers collective roared ‘YEEEEEEWWWW’. Who doesn't love underwater SAX.